How Materiaistic Are You?...

 

 A very successful attorney parked his brand new 
Bentley in front of his office... 
Ready to show it off to his colleagues.
As he was getting out, a truck came along too closely
and completely tore off the driver's door.
Fortunately a cop in a police car was close enough
to see the accident and pulled up behind the
Bentley... With his lights flashing.
Before the cop had a chance to ask any questions,
the attorney started screaming hysterically
about how his Bentley, which he had just purchased the day before,
was completely ruined and would never be the same,
no matter how any car body shop tried to make it new again.
After the lawyer finally wound down from his rant,
the cop shook his head in disbelief...
"I can't believe how materialistic  you lawyers are" he said.
"You are so focused on your possessions that
you neglect the most importants things in life."
"How can you say such a thing" asked the lawyer.
The cop replied, "Don't you even realise your right arm is missing?
It was severed when the truck hit you."
"OH MY GOD" screamed the lawyer... "My Rolex."